Hello and welcome to the guitar section of the website where we hope to give you the skills required to play a selection of TOY DOLLS rhythms, riffs, lead breaks and bass runs.

Your teachers will be none other than Olga, the king of the 6 string, and the 4 string marvel Tommy Goober!

That's right! Learn from the masters and impress all your friends!

We're always after suggestions for songs to teach ya! So if you've got any requests please get in touch .
 
Guitar Lesson 1 - Alec's Gone Solo
Download 12 min 28 sec (40.09MB)
Guitar Lesson 2 - I've Had Enough O Magaluf Intro
Download 8 min 31 sec (26.52MB)
Guitar Lesson 3 - Cloughy Is A Bootboy Intro
Download 8 min 47 sec (27.78MB)
Guitar Lesson 4 - Jean's Been Riff
Download 8 min 14 sec (25.72MB)
Guitar Lesson 5 - Poltergeist In The Pantry Riff
Download 4 min 42 sec (14.45MB)
Guitar Lesson 6 - Glenda & The Test Tube Baby Solo
Download 6 min 31 sec (20.84MB)
Guitar Lesson 7 - Idle Gossip Solo
Download 6 min 20 sec (19.73MB)
Guitar Lesson 8 - Harry's Hands Riff
Download 4 min 55 sec (15.50MB)
Guitar Lesson 9 - ...All You Need To Know
Download 14 min 20 sec (46.45MB)
Guitar Lesson 10 - Harry Cross Verse Rhythm
Download 8 min 56 sec (27.38MB)
Guitar Lesson 11 - Sod The Neighbours Intro
Download 6 min (18.47MB)
 
Guitar Lesson 7 - I Caught It From Camilla.
Download 4 min 33 sec (28.25MB)
Bass Lesson 3 - Bless You My Son
Download 6 min 57 sec (22.28MB)
  Bass Lesson 4 - Dig That Groove
Download 3 min 31 sec (11.17MB)
We've made the screen size of these new lessons larger so it's a little easier to see what's going on!
Guitar Lesson 1 - Terry Talking.
Download 8 min 10 sec (25.69MB)
Bass Lesson 1 - Spiders In The Dressing Room
Download 6 min 49 sec (21.91MB)
Guitar Lesson 2 - You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry.
Download 4 min 53 sec (15.22MB)
Bass Lesson 2 - Barry The Roofer
Download 5 min 49 sec (18.60MB)
Guitar Lesson 3 - Spiders In The Dressing Room
Download 3 min 39 sec (11.35MB)
 
Guitar Lesson 4 - We Quit The Cavalry
Download 3 min 33 sec (11.11MB)
 
Guitar Lesson 5 - She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
Download 5 min 08 sec (15.95MB)
 
Guitar Lesson 6 - Poor Davey
Download 6 min 35 sec (20.43MB)
 
Guitar Lesson 1 - She Goes To Finos.
Download 6 min 43 sec (8.64MB)

Guitar Lesson 3 - Toccata Part 1.
Download 9 min 35 sec (14.84MB)

Guitar Lesson 5 - Dougy Giro.
Download 5 min 40 sec (8.25MB)

Guitar Lesson 7 - Telly Addict.
Download 3 min 25 sec (5.56MB)

Guitar Lesson 9 - Barry The Roofer.
Download 4 min 7 sec (MB)

Guitar Lesson 11 - Sharon From Whitley Bay.
Download 1 min 57 sec (3.15MB)
Guitar Lesson 2 - Nellie The Elephant.
Download 5 min 12 sec (7.93MB)

Guitar Lesson 4 - Toccata Part 2.
Download 9 min 51 sec (15.58MB)

Guitar Lesson 6 - She's A Leech.
Download 3 min 09 sec (4.80MB)

Guitar Lesson 8 - Glenda & The Test Tube Baby.
Download 4 min 49 sec (7.43MB)

Guitar Lesson 10 - Wakey Wakey.
Download 9 min 41 sec (15.66MB)

Guitar Lesson 12 - Sabre Dance.
Download 4 min 34 sec (7.33MB)

Introduction - Check Out The Gear
Download 2 min 18 sec (3.67MB)

Guitar Lesson 1 - Dig That Groove Baby Theme Tune
Download 6 min 43 sec (10.88MB)

Guitar Lesson 2 - Bless You My Son
Download 2 min 30 sec (4.01MB)

Guitar Lesson 3 - Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
Download 6 min 49 sec (11.03MB)

Guitar Lesson 4 - Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
Download 4 min 15 sec (6.78MB)

Guitar Lesson 5 - I've Got Asthma
Download 3 min 12 sec (5.15MB)

Guitar Lesson 6 - Her With A Hoover
Download 5 min 29 sec (8.83MB)

Guitar Lesson 7 - Firey Jack
Download 3 min 51 sec (6.11MB)

Guitar Lesson 8 - Stay Mellow
Download 4 min 42 sec (7.66MB)

Guitar Lesson 9 - Back In '79
Download 12 min 21 sec (19.95MB)

Guitar Lesson 10 - Idle Gossip
Download 3 min 07 sec (5.04MB)

Guitar Lesson 11 - Dig That Groove Baby
Download 5 min 46 sec (9.03MB)
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